Hard copies of my new album “Friends Enemies Apples Apples” are in!

I ordered 1k CDs with lyric booklets and ima sellin um. The first 100 sold come with a signed poster. All hard copies are signed and sent personally by me. Want to know how it goes down? Lemme show you.

FIRST

You order “Friends Enemies Apples Apples” from HERE . I crack open a box (not open a box of crack) grab a C.D. open it up and sign my name on the lyrics sheet. Yep- it comes with the lyrics.

SECOND

I put signed C.D. into an envelope carefully, with care, because I care. Almost romantically.

THIRDLY

I walk to the mailbox and gently place your purchase into its belly …and I mean gently. As gentle as Lionel Richie’s voice in his single “Hello”. I make sure I give an eye brow raise for good luck. Simple.

DON’T FORGET!

The first 100 sold get a signed poster! Yep everything that can be signed will be signed. I like to sign things. It makes me famous. If you want, I can just sign things lying around my apartment and send it to you- as long as it is under 14 cents. To be honest though- I’m pretty sure I just sold near a hundred already- so how about this, I will sign as many posters as I have and we are getting close to done. Remember, only 1k copies have been ordered so far so if you wanum come an getum. Sincerley, I can’t express how much I appriciate your support of my work. I am proud to offer it to you. THANK YOU!